finepieceofcas:

averysmallbee:

finepieceofcas:

a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe

I forgot about chest binders for a moment and thought they strapped a two inch binder to their face.

that is exactly what they do

(via oyasumi-artykun)

thosecomics:

Summary of my allergy

(via oyasumi-artykun)

oyasumi-artykun:

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

this ask is confusing to me. where were you showering. did you know that other person. why was there wild life there. i am so confused.

oyasumi-artykun:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet


I LOVE KELLY SO MUCH

oyasumi-artykun:

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

I LOVE KELLY SO MUCH

asker

Anonymous asked: I have a very short story so I'll send it in an ask. My friend was talking to me about pulling a harmless prank on one of our friends and we heard someone say in a gentle but stern voice "don't do that , it's not nice". We were home alone

fuckyeahnightmares:

what a nice ghost 

unexplained-events:

Anthropomorphic Tree

Anthropomorphism which is the recognition of human-like characteristics or form in animals, plants or non-living things. This tree, which can be found in the Outer Banks of North Carolina, has roots which have taken a human-like form.

(via fuckyeahnightmares)

jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(via skele-babe)

kazifer:

sandorandthehounds:

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jadebloods:

scottiemcchottie:

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

just a few favorite tags

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just open up tag viewer on this post and settle in with a snack cause ain’t nobody sleeping tonight, friends

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installing tag viewer for this was the best decision i ever made

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This is amazing

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And then we have this innocent soul:

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(via saintcassiel)

dajo42:

dajo42:

fun science fact: bees dont actually buzz theyre just going “beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” because theyre excited to be a bee

wasps, however, have no concept of excitement and are beings of pure despair

(via safestsephiroth)